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Piss Drunk

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Take turns trying to piss into the toilet. I believe the game goes to round 5.

Every 300 points everyone who is playing takes 1 sip.

Total score at end game < 3000, then drink a beer.
Total score at end game 3000-3500, everyone else take 2 sips.
Total score at end game 3501-4000, everyone else take 3 sips.
Total score at end game 4001-4500, everyone else take 4 sips.
Total score at end game 4501-5500, everyone else take 5 sips.
Total score at end game > 5500, everyone else take 10 sips.

 Click this link via your Wii Browser to play Piss Drunk

Bowman

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

If you get hit by an arrow then take 1 sip.

Click here via your Wii Browser to play Bowman

Gumby’s Mario Party 8

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

-Before the game starts, everyone picks a number 1-10. Anytime that number is rolled that player drinks 2, even if it is rolled as one of the dice in a twice or thrice. So if a player rolls a 4, 8, and 2, any players with three numbers drinks.

-Red space-Drink 1
-Bowser space-Drink 2
-Blue space- Give 1
-Green space-Give 2
-Donkey Kong space-Give 3

-Everytime you get passed-Drink 1
-Land on the same spot as someone else-Everyone on that spot Drinks 2
-Pass start-Drink 2
-Winner(s) of a minigame-Give 6 total between losers

-Anytime there is a vehicle(dolphin, car, barrel cannon, etc) the person must create the same movements with their wiimote(dolphin-holding wiimote with two hands and go up and downas the dolphin does, car-steer like any driving games, barrels-punch with the wiimote)-Drink 3 if they don’t

These rules are most fun on DK, Koopa, and Goomba, but havent tried Bowser.

Drunken Golf

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Here’s the rules:

Ball goes out of bounds/in water - Take a shot or finish drink
Ball lands in bunker - Drink 3
Ball lands in rough - Drink 2
Birdie - Give 2

Eagle - Give 5

Chip In - Give 10
Hole in 1 - Give 15, Make a rule
# strokes over par - Drink #
Every time you have to go twice in a row (farthest from pin) - Drink

Find Mii Drunk

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

This game is intended for Find Mii. The rules of the game are simple and involve two players. You take the number of things to find and whoever finds it first deals out that many sips. So if it is Find 2 Alike, the first found deals 2 drinks and the second deals out 1 drink. If one player finds them both, there is an extra drink handed out to the loosing player. If it is Find 3, then the first one found gives out 3, then whoever finds the second gives out two and then the last one found gives out 1 and if all three are found by one player, give out 7. It makes for a very fun game.

Excite Tanked

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

This game is pretty straight fowrard.
What you need is 4 people and beer, or your drink of choice.
Excite Truck.
a crowd to cheer you on.
What you do is pick a pilot and a co-pilot for each team.  Pick any race you want (longer races will be tough).  Co-pilots will be needed as your pourer, basicly hes holding the beer to your mouth.
Getting the rules down…

1. Take 3 sips during the countdown before the race starts.

2. For every star you you get drink that many sips.

3. Everytime you crash drink 5 sips.

4. When your opponent hits a POW drink 5 sips.

5. When your Opponent Finishes before you you drink till you finish.

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